More balls

Of the things I love, the thing I love better than all the rest...is .... balls?

More than food?

Yes!

More than sleep?

Yup!

Soft toys?

Mere trifles...

Pud?

Well I should love him but...

aprecious?

Erm diplomacy does not permit me to suggest that tennis balls are better than the Presh...

And yet

I can't help feeling that they rock more than she does.

And roll. She doesn't roll on the floor at all.

That's because I'd resemble a beached whale.

Charger found. Glasses not.

Happy New Year folks! And thank you for continued support in spite of randomness!