Shopping

The boy gets bored when we go shopping.....he explores under the forests of Ladies garments....caves under the tables......scouts out the dressing rooms (he locks them from the inside and crawls underneath so nobody can get in..much to the dismay of the sales girls) and generally goes on big adventures ...probably to keep himself from going gaga.

It was a big day at the big shops...my feet are killing me and I feel generally empty...but I did get some new jeans....trying anything else on is depressing I have stacked on the pounds...nothing looks good anymore...still that's all right the money I save on cloths I can spend on mars bars.

How true

“The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.”
― Erma Bombeck