What’s Up Doc

Dear O'H dear and Lovely Tea Jenny,

To be honest, the most exciting thing that happened today was that LEMON CHEESECAKES ARE BACK IN PRET. They have been absent for MONTHS and were replaced by some rubbish healthier option. If I want cheesecake then fruit will NOT cut the mustard. Not unless it’s covered in cream cheese and sugar and has a biscuit base.

Also, I had a very weird dream last night. I dreamed that you sent me a present of some dangly earrings LTJ. And the dangly bits were baby carrots! For the avoidance of doubt; please don’t buy them for my birthday. I’d prefer cheesecake ones!

C