Loch Ness today

The famous layby was chocca-blocca with cars, camper vans and tour buses. The loch looked quite nice. Nothing doing as usual. But Maris complained:
"You always take me to the same places. Can't we go to the seaside?" "Okay, I hear you," I said. "Seaside next time."
"Woopeee!!"
She's some girl.