Bloody cheek!

But I can't lie... this drawing, done by my youngest, does resemble my toes.

Not only do I have huge feet, but I also have huge toes, well A huge toe, on each foot, get me?

The second one on each foot is really more like a little finger. I've had friends poke fun at them, have nightmares about them and be generally nasty about them. My mum (apparently) asked if the top joint of each could be removed shortly after I was born!

I happen to like them. I've heard *clears throat* that if your second toe is longer than your big one, you're great in bed or have royal blood. *cheesy grin*

Anyway, they stop me from bloody falling over.