Think I missed my walk

I had been saving my walk for the empty evening beach... well that appears to have been a mistake!!  Look what is blowing in!  The fellow on the windsurfer was moving so fast across the bay that l was quite worried for his safety!!!  The board made cracking sounds as it slapped the tops of the waves.. Flossie did not approve!!  
Today all the macho chaps have bee out on their machines... all driving far too fast!!  The wind was huge and so were the waves.. l am adding a couple of foolish people as extras.. at what point do you think that back damage could be done while lying on a air bed being pulled at 30 mph across a stormy sea??????
EXTRAS.... Man alive!!!!???... (by the skin of their teeth that is)