Flat Flamingo

I am ashamed to confess that when I first saw this in a box in the supermarket I decided it was a swan.  Ok.  A pink swan.  Maybe I should go to Specsavers.  Anyway, encouraged by one of my less serious friends, I bought it at vast expense.

Let me introduce my new inflatable drinks table for four.  This is Fanny Flamingo.  She will accompany me when necessary.

She will model herself when she has chance to take a breather.