Just call me Martha

Not content to just grow my own garlic, I have to plait it as well and hang it from a hook in the pantry.

Just like Martha would do.

Except I'm not fabulously rich, glamorous or powerful.

Or have reclaimed my multimedia empire following a stint in jail.

Perhaps Miroslava, jolly peasant from Slovenia would be more suitable.

No offence to the good people from Slovenia of course.