Unspendable

TUESDAY

I've been walking around for the last few weeks with a wallet containing several Northern Ireland ££ notes and a couple of English £50 notes. None of the local shops will take them.

Even the Post Office refused to take the Irish notes when I wanted to buy some stamps.

I would be much better off with Euro notes.

And what an extraordinary day in Westminster. Boris started off with 311 MPs and a majority of one. He's finished the day with 289.