Good things & bad things

Yesterday Ann bought me a new toy............................. a squeaky bird made out of 'strong durable material'?!! Mmmmmm................... the 'strong durable material' obviously isn't that strong?! This morning I made a hole in it and pulled out the squeak, then I pulled out some of the stuffing and then I chewed off one of the legs. Now I just have a bit of 'strong durable material' to play with!! 



Apparently Ann isn't going to buy me any more material type toys until I learn how to play with them properly.



Went back to the park late this morning for a play but none of my little doggie friends were there so I just had to amuse myself. I rolled in fox poo or badger poo or something else that was very, very stinky.



When we got home Ann had to go out to do a 'meet & greet' but it was an extra long 'meet & greet' because she had to go and get some keys cut first. And then the visitors didn't show up until the very last minute, but we won't RANT about that as it's all in a days work. Then Ann went for a swim because she's signed up to do 'Swimming down Dementia' and she has 34km to swim by the end of October. Only another 29.75kms to do now. Lol



I was left 'home alone' for 5 hours and do you know what?........................ I was the most perfect little puppy ever. When Ann came home I hadn't chewed a single thing and I was just lying by my dog gate in 'perfect pooch' mode. What Ann doesn't understand is why I do 'random chewing'??? Usually I only get left 'home alone' for 2-3 hours and I always have a good run about before I'm left. So why do I chew sometimes when I'm left for a short period of time, but can be left for 5 hours and chewing doesn't even enter my head?? #Itsamystery



Anyway, I was still absolutely stinky when Ann came home so after a quick walk she decided she'd clean me with 'dry foam shampoo'. MollyCollie always used to smell lovely after being cleaned with dry foam shampoo. So Ann rubbed it all over me and now she's waiting for it to dry so she can brush me. But I still stink??!!



Good things – being left 'home alone' for 5 hours and not chewing

Bad things – shredding my new toy & rolling in something stinky



#Lifewithapuppyisnoteasy