Lurgy

I am germ-ridden and without voice. Or, at least, not my own voice. Channelling Johnny Vegas. Including the body!

Ibuprofen, food, tea, doggy cuddles and being horizontal are helping.

Friend just over the dreaded Norovirus and has plummeted in weight. Trust me to get the kind of lurgy which requires me to stuff copious amounts of (healing) calories into my face. Although I discovered yesterday that Maltesers don't, in fact, have healing properties but just make you feel sick if you eat half a box in one sitting.