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Dear O'H dear and Lovely Tea Jenny,

I went to the dentist for a scale and polish today. There have been a few staff changes recently and I was having it done by a new person - Kevin.

Kevin lulled me into a false sense of security by initially being very pleasant but I swear to god, the minute I was settled in his chair with my goggles and paper bib, he decided he’d give H H Holmes a run for his money.

All I could see was blood going up the sucky thing as he attacked me he with the spiky gum stabber*. By the time he had finished, I was weak from the blood loss and pretty sure I needed a transfusion.

“Everything looks really good,” he beamed as I left.

IF I WAS GOING FOR THE VAMPIRE LOOK.

I didn’t even get a sticker.

C

*actual dental terminology