The Culprit

My mobile !!! I NEVER take it into Church but did today.I thought if I fell off my bike going there I could call an ambulance !!!
I didn't know the daft thing was switched on to alarm.
guess what ? It went off and I never heard it but everyone else did.
it was going for ages before I realised so hid it under the kneelers.in
it stopped then started again.
The Vicar was in fits of laughter when I said it was mine (I don't think he was surprised)
I won't take it anymore.
I came home and went out again to watch the Morrismen in the Village.
interesting to see the Flag flyers from Belgium.
That's where my Grandfather was born. He was a Pitman so doubted he ever flew flags !!!