Borovets Skiing: Day 6....

...confessions of a Bulgarian Ski Instructor.

This is not a Bulgarian ski instructor. This is Lauren. She heard all of the following as well as me.

1) Bulgarian women are lazy. They don't work. They stay at home until it is time for their wedding. They do not cook or clean and can't even use a washing machine. I said to mine, "get a job lazy bitch." She left and said I was a bad man.

2) Bulgarian men don't like the fat women. We call them the pig and cook them.

3) You don't take a lady from there (strip club at resort). They are dirty, scrubby girls. They need to pay me for fun time.

4) Bulgarian children are nasty shits!

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5) You should slap them (gays) when they do that (kiss in the streets) and tell them to go to a locked room.