Quadruple Amputee

Dear O'H dear and Lovely Tea Jenny,

Indestructible my @rse. Poor Gerry has been relieved of all 4 limbs, both ears and his ossicones* - all of which have made an appearance in Murphy’s poo.

I can only pray that Abigail didn’t witness the horror.

He is like a one-dog demolition operation.

C

*new word for the day. I didn’t know that’s what they are called.