A Clear Sign Mom is Sick

When you finally rise from you drug laden sickness you emerge to find a sink full of dishes. You have not eaten much the last few days so you know it's not you. There can be only one culprit... That 13 year old hormonal boy sitting in your living room playing his Xbox talking loudly to his BFF.

Sadly you have lost your voice and can not yell at him properly. You open the dishwasher and find it empty and think to yourself why do men/boys do not know the wonders of a dishwasher. Part of The Kids duties is to unload it, but he lacks the skills to put dirty dishes in it. Obviously.