Suffering Noisily

Dear O'H dear and Lovely Tea Jenny,

Dermott has a cold. I know this because Dermott spent the whole day sounding like he was drowning in his own phlegm.

It’s rubbish having a cold. I get that. I don’t even mind listening to sniffing, nose blowing and coughing.

But snorting is a whole different matter. Snorting (and then swallowing) should be punishable by flogging or at least being flicked with rubber bands.

So that was my day at work. I have never been more grateful for headphones.

C