Nicked My New Toy

Clare has a friend who is cutting dow trees on her property, the boughs were available for those wanting logs so we duly headed off in Red Betty.
We eventually found the house and loaded as much as we thought safe and all the while I was thinking;
“At last I have an excuse to buy a chain saw”
We pulled up at B&Q for lunch from the roach coach and I promptly squirted egg yolk from the bap onto my clean top before heading to Screwfix where we purchased the chain saw, sawing horse, goggles and hearing protectors.
Home and with it all assembled and ready Clare asked for a go, she promptly cut up every bough - none left for me.
But I did get to clean the garden with my new jet wash though.