Superdog

Dear O'H dear and Lovely Tea Jenny,

I went for a walk with Smashley and Jarvis this morning. Jarvis has been in the dog house. In the last week he has stolen a loaf of bread, a box of chocolates and managed to get the (outside) food waste bin open and eat most of the contents. Smashley still can’t work out how he got the bin open. I reckon that Jarvis has secret retractable digits. Like a doggy Wolverine but more about using his powers for snacking than slicing people in half. Although, who knows what else he gets up to when they’re sleeping? Perhaps (if he isn’t too full), he’s off righting wrongs and fighting doggy crime on Bruntsfield Links!

C