Chainsaw Massacre...

Finally got round to cutting some trees round the back of the house.  Had the saw since the summer  but the family have banned me from using it until I got all the safety gear.  Well now I'm ready to go...

And like some of you, I'll be singing this ditty until bedtime.   Grrrr....


BLIPPER:
I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.
I sleep all night and I work all day.

FOLLOWERS:
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

BLIPPER:
I cut down trees. I eat my lunch.
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea, ohhhh.....

FOLLOWERS:
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

(Abridged version...  Some lyrics may be unsuitable for those of a sensitive disposition.