Horrid Henry

Dear Givers Of Treats,

I don’t like the creature that sleeps in the cupboard. He is very noisy, has a long trunk and NO manners. Do you know what he eats? HAIR! He doesn’t wait nicely for some chicken or cheese like me. DISGUSTING. He is not the bestest boy.

“Don’t be scared Murphy,” she says, “it’s just the hoover.”

SCARED? I’m not scared of him. I just prefer to sit upstairs in peace when he comes out.

At least he doesn’t come on walks with us.

M