When your wife tries to run off with the pizza ...

...  in her handbag. 

That’s why they call it Pizza Express I guess. 

This is our local and now famous restaurant which Prince Andrew may or may not have been visiting at the time of certain alleged misdemeanours. I walk past it on the way to Woking station most days. Can honestly say I didn’t see him. But I think these two just wanted to check the place out now that it is notorious; some people are nosey like that ...

Decorating day 3 and the place feels so much cleaner and brighter. But next week is the big one. The floorboards are going down ...