Mr & Mrs Disciple

Dear O'H dear and Lovely Tea Jenny,

It was The Disciple’s wedding today and it was absolutely BRILLIANT. It is definitely the most mooning I have ever seen at a wedding - Monkey Boy did one during the best man’s speech and the (slightly loopy) bridesmaid went out to the courtyard and randomly mooned everyone standing there!

Dodzilla and Tina were evening guests and were playing ‘catch up’ which they accomplished quite admirably. Neither Dodzilla or The Prince usually dance but with enough wine down them, they were givin’ it large! I’m pretty sure that there’s a #metoo in the post from the speaker that Dodzilla pretended to hump!

The wedding was in St Boswells which is where Basher and Lovely Shuvly live and they had kindly offered to put us up for the night. Shuvly (who had been out and was also quite merry) was waiting up for us to have a nightcap. The Prince went off to bed leaving Shuvly and I to put the world to rights/talk sh1te until 4 am. We only realised the time when one of the dogs randomly peed on the floor. Maybe they should do that in pubs instead of ringing a bell for last orders!

C