It Wasn't Me!

I didn't touch the Christmas trees baubles...honest!

Neither did I launch myself at the blind in the conservatory when a bird landed on the roof and leave it hanging by one corner, all screwed up!

Nor did I break the beaded tassel on your jewellery box...or make claw holes in your bedspread when I was playing with my catnip toy.

You can see by the extra that I'm so adorable and well behaved that it couldn't possibly have been me!