NOT Jonathan

Ever since The Bossess’s watched (between closed fingers) Alfred Hitchcock’s “The Birds” she has been apprehensive about certain “feathered” friends and today her fears were confirmed as we were sitting in a lovely bakery cafe chewing on toasties and were suddenly and without the usual 30 day warning, attacked....by a confused pigeon. 
Well Errr actually it didn’t attack us, it was the remains of our turkey and cranberry toastie which had largely already gone but the effect was never the less dramatic as The Boss was ducking.... errr Pigeoning? As Pete (The Pidgeon) swooped on the Turkey and the Cafe descended into air bound attack mode. One of the staff rushed up yelling “Stand back for professional assistance” as we abandoned the remains of our lunch and he attempted to direct the aerial bombardment to the open door. Successfully.
Isn’t staff training grand?
They then offered a complete replacement lunch but The Bossess settled for another Latte ( stirred but not shaken) and The Boss got another Coke Zero  which went into the bag to go home with us “Just in case”
The Bossess prefers her birds to be at a distance and processed with an App....
Tiny.