Electric pigeon

I waited and waited to see the flying rat fry.
I thought that the cascading sparks would add a touch of pyrotechnic merriment to this blip.
But it was not to be.
I could have done with a roast pigeon to go with my take-away chips.
But it was not to be either.

You can't always get what you want

But if you try sometimes you might find
You get what you need