On the eleventh day of Christmas...

My true love gave to me,
Eleven angels glowing,
Ten lights a-twinkling,
Nine flowers a-blurring!
Eight corks a-popping,
Seven Nisse skiing,
Six grasses swaying,
Five gol-den flames,
Four falling birds,
Three French elves,
Two Christmas doves,
And a fluffy cat sitting by a Christmas tree!

Interesting fact of the day: a neighbour, who’s been experiencing same lurgy as me, collapsed in the night and was taken to hospital where she was told she had flu, even though she’d had a flu jab. She was told that having a flu jab doesn’t necessarily guarantee that you won’t get flu!