The Nonicorn

I started to add on of my new favourite books into T.'s speach computer.
It is impossible to translate it, it is full of funny word games.
The main figure is a unicorn who always says "NO", that's why he is called Nonicorn (NEINhorn). He has some strage friends: A rather deaf racoon, who always asks "What?" (Wasbär), a watchdog, who always says "So what!" ((So-whatdog) and a headstrong king's daughter, who always says "It is!" ("Doch" in German, so she is called KingsDOCHter.
They have the most insane communications, which are really hard to read it with different voices and without laughing out loud (for the speaking computer and for T.)
"NO!"
"It is!!"
"What?"
"NO!"
"So what!"
"What?"
"It is!"
:-))