Brexit 11pm.

Meanwhile up Shit Creek...

"Is that banjo music?" asked Rees Mogg

"Anyone got a paddle?" shouted a multi-millionaire tory politician, I think his name was Norris Headstone, I may have misheard, it might have been "ARSE". 

There came no reply.

"I think we're f...….." gulped Rees Mogg.

The banjo music became a little louder.