Dumped!

Dear O'H dear and Lovely Tea Jenny,

Well O’H dear, I am DEVASTATED. There we were, having a lovely chat when I became aware that you were no longer fully engaging. Right before you announced that nature was urgently calling you. “I would rather go for a poo than listen to you,” was what I heard.

I suppose I should be grateful that you have some boundaries. Especially as we had been on a video call earlier.

What’s next? Urgent toenail clipping? Essential nose picking? Imperative mining for belly button fluff?

C