Leave. Me. Alone.

Can a dog have no privacy?

Is nothing sacred?

Do you have time on your hands?

Is television/life dull for you?

Do you really have nothing better to do?

Is your name actually astalkerprecious?

Have you seen a doctor?

Am I allowed to call the police?

This is harassment. That's what it is. It's against the law.

Leave. Me. Alone.

Apart from if you have food, obviously. Or a treat. Or a ball. But that's it... Or if we're going for a walk. Or you have a soft toy.......

Have activated muscles from snow digging I didn't know I had.

Note to self: must get fit.

It is very, very cold.