The things we do for a Blip?

I decided to harvest a bit of vitamin D and see what delights the garden had to offer.
Having adopted a position of Prayer and supplication to see how the Frogs' porn was doing I spotted this "Weed" and thought I'd give it a whirl.
Ideally I ought to have been wearing a pair of braces (Suspenders to you foreigners) with Jerra firmly grasping them at the back for fear of calamity.
Alas - NO Braces and no Jerra; so "Ah did me best" by leaning out with the strap in several turns about my wrist and my spare hand on a sturdy pond-side planter.
Behold the result:-
A rogue Primula Denticulata. NO! I did NOT mean denticulate!! Another word for the spill Chucker to learn.