On the right track

I know many of you have no interest in football, so this is meaningless, but Christmas appears to be coming early for all Newcastle fans.

The useless, spiteful, genuinely nasty piece of work who currently runs our club like some mean spirited performance art representing the inmate cruelty of human existence could soon be wobbling off on his bike to bring despair and desolation to someone else.

Yes, our potential new owners are hugely problematic morally and spiritually; yes they may be reprehensible in the way that make Cashly look the small time nobody he truly is; but they have an obscene amount of money which could pay for a striker who could score lots of goals, so the scales lean in their favour.

Look those are the rules for football; winning trumps everything - I didn’t make them up.