EveryDay Ideas 47 - Frog answers the Questions

Frog "Wot you looking at?"
Me "Matt Hancock has turned into a gibbering jelly and we need a stand-in quickly for the Coronavirus BBC 5pm briefing; Can you do it?"
Frog " Ribbit, Ribbit"
Me "How many tests have we done today - not capacity please?"
Frog "Ribbit, Ribbit, Ribbit"
Me " Why are so many UK SMEs not being taken up on their offers to supply masses of PPE equipment and having to sell it all to the USA?"
Frog "Ribbit Ribbit Ribbit"
Me "Can you tell us what our exit strategy is for the lock-down, and why Scotland seems to be progressing with one?"
Frog "Ribbit, Ribbit, Croak, Croak"
Me "Should I wear a face mask?"
Frog "Ribbit, Ribbit, Ribbit, Croak, Croak"
Frog "That concludes the briefing for today - I am off PDQ, Plop ! "
Now for the weather over the British Isles ........blah blah...

BBC Exec "What do you think? Should we replace Hancock with the Frog? Yes, he/her/it did a much better job. What about replacing Raab with the Newt?  OK, we're on it, Test, Track and Trace...."