From Cheshire

I work for a company that mines salt in Cheshire. Apparently it's mostly chucked on the road or turned into chlorine for your tap water or hydrochloric acid. But..... it would appear that carefully selected Cheshire salt is hand hewn from the gorgeous Cheshire countryside especially for my crisps. At least someone in he marketing department had O level chemistry and stopped the chief marketing wank from calling it "organic".......

How do they come out with this shite?