Same Old Story

I hope it's not soon...but one of these days I'd like to ask God a few questions.

1. How come in so many animal and bird species...the male of the species is both bigger and brighter? Examples would be the cardinal...the lion...the woodpecker...and the moose. Thinking of those examples (and many others), why didn't God follow through with the human race? Women are just so much more attractive. A few disturbing images to prove my point. Male-pattern baldness...bushy eyebrows and uni-brows...the beer belly...and man-boobs. I'll stop there...but it's why...why...why...and why?

2. Now to the swans. How can the female be dribbling the drool down from her beak...and still look regal, royal, and resplendent? That being said...how do you think the male looks here? Let me tell you. Just like us human males...he looks like he's got his head up his rear...that's what! WHY? WHY? WHY?

3. There is a reason why...when you go to garage sales...that the women's clothes are spotless, and the men's clothes are spotted with spaghetti sauce. Why couldn't the grace and the beauty be more evenly proportioned?

Those are my questions...I'll wait for the answers.