This isn't good

JimBob was happliy munching away on something on the floor, I look down, and it's my wife's glasses. Not good.

He ran off before I could catch him, merrily munching away on something, and just before I managed to get his jaws open he gulped down whatever he had.

That'll be half a lens then. Thankfully they are plastic lenses and even in bits are totally unsharp.

He then proceeded to destroy a new toy, eat my wife's crisps, and just be a general pain the arse for the rest of the evening.