The doctor felt my maracas.

Breast cancer runs through my family like our funny long middle toes or our inability to tolerate wankers.
I went for a breast examination this morning, believe it or not, I have avoided
this forever. My first. I asked for a mammogram too, but it seems I'll have to wait.

The doctor is going to check if I qualify for tests to see if I have
the breast cancer gene. Given I have 3 close relatives who've had it, I must do.
This is all so scary, but need to butch up and get on with it.

Doctor said my Charlies felt normal by the way.