The Great British Menu does Comic Relief.

No-one seems to have thought about the irony of
The Great British Menu doing Comic Relief.

So the theme is 'funny food' is it?
So where is it?
The best from this last week, was apparently a plate of rabbit,
With a top hat on it, a top hat with a bit of J cloth tied around it.
Rabbit out of a Hat. Get it? I'd say it was more Magic than Comedy,
but actually, it was neither.
It was Tragedy, complete with J cloth for wiping away the tears.

What a pile of wanky shit. From Tom Aitken, one of the most arrogant chefs
ever seen on British TV (and you can imagine that's up against some pretty
stiff competition).

The shame is, there really could be some fun and
great food. A custard pie. But cooked brilliantly and elegantly.
Desperate Dan cow pie? I know, maybe too much, but could be
fun and delicious. SO far all I've seen is wank on a plate.
And Tom Aitken.
Christ than man needs a kicking.