My on-going obsession

Why don't we do it in the road,
Why don't we do it in the road,
Why don't we do it in the road,
Why don't we do it in the road,
No one will be watching us,
Why don't we do it in the road.

The Beatles

They get everywhere. What do they get up to when our backs are turned. I bet our chums in Alaska have exactly the same problem but on a larger scale.