Gordon

He lives in the garden and is always on the outside table, looking upwards in a most reproachful way. Not sure where we got him but as I’m fond of gargoyles and often get bought them as presents that’s the likeliest explanation. He gets photographed quite often and doesn’t seem to mind! Why Gordon? Well he bears an uncanny resemblance to a chap we know and is often found in the village pub, muttering and looking reproachful of course