Wolfie

I am a wolf in sheep's pyjamas.

No, that's not it!

I am a wolf in a sheepskin coat.

No, I haven't got a sheepskin coat.

I am a vicious and fearless beast descended from wolves!

No-one is going to believe that. Bum.

I am Thor! Warrior! No - I am She-ra!

Erm.

Alright.

I am not fierce. I am not vicious. I am cuddly and soft.

I am a sheep in wolves' clothing.

(I'm not actually a sheep. Sheep are a bit silly. I'm actually a sort of living, breathing teddy bear. Sometimes. Apart from when I inadvertently bite things.)

Many moons ago when I was a teacher, I used to walk in the classroom and shout She-ra. I think I was a bit mad.

Course, I'm totally sane now.