From the Ridiculous.....*Backblip *

Work christmas night out this evening, a bring a party to a party at the local Social Club.

Think average (to poor) classic three course Christmas menu, cheap drinks, a 'band' made up of a keyboard player and a singer occasionally dressed in blues brothers gear, fake moustaches, secret santa gifts of electrical tape and beechams cold and flu remedy, party poppers and cheesy tunes and you can probably picture the scene.

Our fellow party goers were a table of family members celebrating a 70th birthday, tattie pickers from a nearby farm and, Sheila's Friends - who were really just the B shift of the local constabulary partying under a pseudo-name.

Home just before 1am for tea and toast and asleep by 2, ready for....