Snuggles..
It's a tough life being a dog. You have to do lots of stuff:
- Prowl every room in the flat daily, at least. Make sure all is as it should be.
- Alert the Humans to any potential intruders. The postman is prime suspect. The louder the barking, the better.
- Pick the perfect spots to 'Do your Business' outside. Especially in really busy places. The humans really like that.
- Wee on every tree/bush/blade of grass. It's all your territory after all.
- Play 'Starving Dog' whenever the humans have their food. The bigger and sadder your eyes are, the more likely you are to get.
- And most importantly, find the softest, fluffiest blanket you can, wrap yourself up in it, and sleep. You'll look so cute, the humans leave you for hours!! Who needs a doggy bed?!
Yep, Troyman definitely has a hard life!!
Lots of work done today, and trip to the pub later.. Could do with a drink (or three....)
Xx
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