C'mon lads! Get into the scrum!

That's it! I'm all ready for my 'Crouch', 'Touch', 'Set' commands. I'm looking forward to this match. Forget the bread, you lot! This is serious! It's war!

Hmmmmm. Maybe just a small pre match snack then. That bread does look tasty!

80 minutes later.....

So now you know what happened to Scotland. They ate too much before the match.

Track? When it comes to England and Scotland, I have a sore arse from sitting on the fence but there is always - The Great Divide