Appeal

This is Droog. He shares a terrible affliction with millions of people around the globe (except in New Zealand, the smug so-and-sos).

Droog has Lockdown Hair.

You can help.

Just five pounds could buy him a 'Boris Is A Bozo' beanie hat to hide his shame.

A gift of twenty-five pounds could provide him with an appointment at an underground hair salon for a cut and blow-dry.

A thousand pounds could get him a head swap with a Borzoi and a Best In Show nomination at Crufts.

You can't help everyone suffering from the hell that is Lockdown Hair, so help Droog. After all, he's the first one to panhandle.