Rant

I'm knackered.

All I've done since Friday is housework with the occasional break for my job. Lift dat duster, tote dat brush, swing dat mop, do de Shake n' Vac, cure dat Cancer, reconcile dem Koreas, no let up. I did drive out to the buffalo farm on Saturday and buy some excellent products, but then I had to cook them, which sours the fun somewhat. Going to the office for eight hours a day is a welcome change from being up to my ying-yang in Cif, Dettol and Flash in my so-called off-duty time.

Apart from two weeks in bed in agony, I've been on the go for nearly six months - I need a holiday!

And... breathe...