Another one

Matt Hancock was taking a victory lap because - and these are his words, not mine “only 36 people died today”. The word only seems wholly inappropriate there to me, but Matt is a preening narcissistic idiot who has had a voluntary moral compass bypass.

In Scotland our FM would point out that figures at the weekend are artificially low, but not Matt; she would also show some genuine sadness about the unnecessary loss, but he was still sporting the usual smug, clueless smile that makes him so irresistibly punchable.