Improving Later.....

Dull and dry in the morning – just like mesel’.  I spent the morning talking to our web designer for the new Hoy Heritage website (never knowingly under-googled).  Once outside it was sultry and we had an attack of the midges.  CMC lit her pipe.  Midges burnt off when the sun came out and we had a magnificent display of butterflies.  I was sent down to the sea for more seaweed which I dug in on return.  Terms and conditions apply.

If you have been affected by any issues in this Blip then Dial:

0800 788 for shutter speed

0800 799 for depth of field

0800 798 for a Polaroid swinger

0800 978 for over-exposure

0800 987 for under-exposed

0800 777 for over-exposed swinger

0800 776 for a flash

0800 778 for f22

0800 789 for f stop

0800 779 to include a tripod

0800 888 to include tripe.

You have nothing in your basket.  Remember to ask your parents’ permission, or Doris Stokes.  Don’t forget to press button A if you want me to wear my sunhat.  Other options are available.

Calls from the red phone box at the bottom of the Berriedale Braes will be shown on your statement as items from Ann Summers.