Mo Beer Please

The silliest thing about this ridiculous item is that it works!

Yes, for sure we've stayed away from the madness of beer-dependence day. But that's fine, we have an extensive cellar... It's been quite a low energy day (it's a full moon and laugh if you will but there's a correlation), but we've got two - count 'em - two walks in around the village. The second one to see how busy the pubs were, from a distance of course.

This thing, called a MoGuard, is designed to stop foaming ale getting into your magnificent moustache. It was sent to me for a review. And it works! It's a little like drinking out of a baby cup, or one of those dreadful disposable coffee cups with the lid on, that we all swear we will not use but do at every motorway stop... but it works.

Having said that, what's wrong with a foaming moustache? Gi' us a kiss!

Raising a glass to admirer, wondering what to blip for tomorrow...